I want to buy this for all my friends omfg perfect
yess
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When my periods late:
- shit what if i'm pregnant?
- after all the talks about protection
- how am I going to tell my mom?
- *1 minute later*
- oh wait i'm a virgin.
- unless...
- unless I was in a pool and someone jacked off in there
- oh god i'm pregnant
- how am I going to explain this
For some, a massive IPO that earned them billions of dollars would be the most important thing to happen in their week. For Mark Zuckerberg, it’s a close second. Congrats to the new Mr. & Mrs. Mark Zuckerberg.
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When you say “me gusta” in actual conversation
Friends that use tumblr:
Friends that dont use tumblr:
“Why are you speaking spanish?”
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